Short jokes

Hey guys, it's Gwen, and I want to say that I'm deleting my account regarding a comment made on my last post :(

Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(

When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

I'll break your bones, b*tch.

You're adopted.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.

The CCP should be pleased. COVID is the longest thing to have ever been made in China.

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?

Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"

"It's a girl."

Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.

What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?

Ape Suzettes.

How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.