Short jokes
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
I don't know.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
Agreed (DYM 127).
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.