Short jokes
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
"Ow! You hit the spot!"
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.