Short jokes
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
"Death to the west!"
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!