Short jokes
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Feminists are a joke.
Non-binary is a joke.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.