Orphans and Tornadoes

  • Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?

    They don't have parents to protect them.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, smart guy. Orphans don't have parents, right? Tornadoes are dangerous, yes? So, orphans are more likely to get hurt because they lack parental protection. Basically, you didn't know orphans don't have parents, which means you lack the brainpower of a squirrel. Sad!

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