Short jokes
Nancy, the throat goat!
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
Deez nutz!
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.