I like trains.
*train hits him*
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Chimichanga.
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Googoogaga.
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Tis the season to be spooky.
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
