Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Monster Under the Bed
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The dad is joking that *he* is the monster under Timmy's bed. He's saying he sleeps in the bed next to Timmy's mom, implying he's a monster in her eyes. Which, frankly, is probably true because you are never gonna get anywhere in life.
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