Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Monster Under the Bed
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The dad is joking that *he* is the monster under Timmy's bed. He's saying he sleeps in the bed next to Timmy's mom, implying he's a monster in her eyes. Which, frankly, is probably true because you are never gonna get anywhere in life.