Short jokes
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
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This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
This is not even a joke.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Why are my students so naughty?
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
Glizzy?