Short jokes

Short jokes

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."

Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

The police: Pull over!

The kid: Do you know who my dad is?

The police: What, your mom did not tell you?