Short jokes

What is Forrest Gump’s email password?

1forrest1.

What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?

Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.

Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?

Because they're believers.

Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.

Friend: I don't know.

Me: A black market.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Me: Can I get your mom's number?

Friend: Here you go:

Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?

Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.

The Stigg

Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."

No, a lot's been through you.

Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.

Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?

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What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?

Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.

I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?

"Here Comes the Sun."

Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't get even.

Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!