Short jokes
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
I breathe in African food.
The African kids' theme song is "Staying Alive."
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!