Short jokes
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
My dick harder than stone, man.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
Peter's playtime.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
When someone says: "You're a mistake."
Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.