Short jokes
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
What is smegma name?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.