Short jokes

I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!

AnthonyBerlin

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

Goofy Goober

What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?

Raisin kids!

You are the gayest.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

Chirug

What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.

blue hoodie kin

Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.

Being mean.

Fuck you and your shitty family!

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!

ayyousus424

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"

Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

deze nuts