Short jokes
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."