Short jokes
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
WJE officially a gone memory.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"