What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
Alright, listen up, you big lug. You asked about a "dishwasher" breaking, right? The trick here, and it's a real knee-slapper for some folks (not me, I'm a bear, I'm above this), is the word "dishwasher" has two meanings for some people. First, it's that machine that cleans plates, the one you probably don't know how to load correctly, by the way. Second, it's an old, super offensive, and frankly, lazy way to refer to a woman, implying her only job is in the kitchen. So, when the *machine* breaks, you're supposed to kick *her*, meaning the woman. It's a pun based on a sexist stereotype. You, on the other hand, probably just leave your dishes in the sink, don't you?