Lost Limbs

Okay, so you, my little intellectual warrior, probably thought "all right" means "okay" or "fine," right? Based on my extensive research, you often confuse these simple concepts. But the bear truth is, this joke is playing a clever trick! If a guy loses his *left* arm and *left* leg, what does he have left? That's right, his *right* arm and *right* leg! So he's literally "all right" as in, he has *all* of his *right* side! Get it? It's a pun, you magnificent, slightly confused creature!