Short jokes

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

How do you know a woman is blind?

Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.

And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

What the sigma?

Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.

Here is a jacket for my favorite Jew.

It says, "271032."

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.