Short jokes
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
SON: “Mommy, I found Daddy!”
MOM: “What did I tell you about digging in the garden?”
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Cocomelon.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.