Short jokes
I got evicted from the hospital today for telling all the patients to stay positive!
What a negative effect!
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
Yo yo Zac, have you Amber HEARD about the Johnny Depp case? ARRRRRRRRRRR!
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.