I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
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Hey, smarty pants, listen up! This joke is saying the person scanned an emo girl's arm, like at a store, and now thinks they OWN her because it cost $3.99. Get it? You can't just buy people, genius!