Short jokes

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.

Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?

A: They're both cheesy.

What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀

Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳

Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.

Which do you choose?

If it’s called the “living room,” why did my grandma die there?

GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.

Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok 😂

I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.

Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.