Short jokes

Short jokes

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.

She said, "but the world is round."

I said, babe, you are my world.

What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?

A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.