Short jokes
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. ๐๐คฃ
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Keep this shit between you and me."
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
When your girlfriend tells you she's a guy: "What, bitch? Naw, hell no!"
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
What do you call a YouTuber? A virgin.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.