Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.
aking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" At the butcher shop"
why cant kobe go shopping?..... hes dead
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Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
mom: im going to the shop if somone is on the door dont open me: ok *ring* me: opens oh sh*t mom: gets flip flop
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Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎
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Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad
Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony, he opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
