Shop jokes
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Memes
Worst punishment of all
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.
T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.