Shop jokes
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Memes
Worst punishment of all
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.