Shopping Center jokes
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.