Shopping Center jokes
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.