Shopping Center jokes
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.