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Yo mama so old, when she left the antique shop, the alarm went off.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.
She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.
The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
