Where do orphans get there stuff from?
The reject shop
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop?The bakery shop has cake😞🎂
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
Whats the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
theres one shop orphans cant go but what is it Home depot
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it's perks.... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
an indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down becuase they had no nann bread in stock
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
Gambler
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says "Sir, are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact I am." "Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there." The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet." The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man." "I am. But the steaks are too high."
