walk in to a gun store everything was half off I didn't know back to school shopping started
A girl in the shop was getting bullied she came to me saying I’m getting bullied I told her stand up for her self
*walks into sex shop* Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex please.
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
Did you here about the needle and thread shop? - never mind it was needel-ess
My friend while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: You're priceless When we get to the checkout: I'm actually $2.50
hello my fellow canadians I mean ameicans I your cool and hip president has decied to give everyone free ice cream! even the russans to go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
i go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo
Stephen hawking isn’t dead he’s just can’t walk to the shop and get new batteries 🙄
Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him ... everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing ... I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market ... they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?
Why don't Indians play soccer? -Coz every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Where do orhpans shop? Home Depot
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
I work at a tire shop I'm pretty tired
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
