Wallet Inspection

I was checking my shoe in my dad's wallet, and he slapped me. What exactly did I do to warrant the slap?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a kid sticking their shoe in their dad's wallet. Wallets are for cash, not smelly shoes! The dad's slap is a surprise reaction to this weirdness. It's funny 'cause it makes no sense, kind of like you trying to understand quantum physics, which you can't.

Comments (1)

Vi

5 years ago

Lol

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