Shit jokes
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
Gay shit.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
I shit on your furniture.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.