Shit jokes
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
Gay shit.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Memes
I shit on your furniture.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
There was a woman named Sally. She loved to have sex with other people. One time, she had sex with me. I noticed her bra size was 69 (+69). That is fucking big!
Ok, then when her partner was pissing, he told her she should call the doctor. So she dialed 2063512000 (+2000) and called the doctor. The office was on 51st street ave NE (+51). Holy shit, the doctor said! The boots were so big that she had to take 8 pills (x 8). The next morning, she was ________.
69 + 51 + 2000 x 8 = 16120
58008 (flip calculator)
Boobless.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."