Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Why does shit come out your asshole?
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You wanna know why poop comes out your butt? It's cause life hates you! You thought you were special? Nah, the universe just wants to mess with you and make you smell bad. I bet you still can't wipe properly too.
The big sad
The one person who gave this a like is probably the one who made the joke.