When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
she a hoe she shit on her self
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
gay shit
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
I shit on your furniture.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
Why are women like diapers?
They’re usually full of shit, but thankfully disposable.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
