So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.
Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
JACK smoked some shit in the casino bathroom.
Then fucked a slut, played some slots, took some shots, then shot a JOKER!
It's a sad story, because JACK killed himself, but he died with a smile.
Gay shit.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
I shit on your furniture.
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Do I sit broken-hearted?
I came to sh*t and only farted.
My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
