Shit Jokes

Jeffery Dahmer has two things, an RV and a pit.

What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas

But what is similar is tha-

Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-

Sorry bout that......

Now as i was saying

What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit

Wait a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-

Why Belgians don’t eat shit sandwich? They don’t fancy bread!

I SHIT ON YOUR FURNITURE.

what do you call a shitty movie? one that fucking sucks and shits

Do I sit broken hearted I came to shit and only farted

My women told me that she wants to have sex with me and I said let's go at it and she said shit up and kiss me on all my pillow

how is stephen hawkins dead? his windows shit down

What did the canible do after he dumped his girlfriend Wiped his ass

The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino

so a cupkake walkes into a bar and sits down the bartender syas to himself dam this is some good shit