She jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Why did the blonde chick buy two Plan B pills?
She wanted to be for sure for sure!
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.
She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?