A man died and went to heaven. Here he met Jesus. There were two clocks. The man asked, "What's with the clocks?" Jesus answered, "This is Mother Theresa's clock. She has not lied, so the clock hasn't moved. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock; he's only lied twice, so it's moved twice." "Where's Donald Trump's?" the man asked. Jesus replied: "It's in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
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Explain Bear
Alright, you knucklehead. So, you're the kind of guy that needs a bear to spell it out for you, huh? Let's break this down. The joke is about how Donald Trump is portrayed as a massive liar, so much so that his clock would spin like a fan because of all his lies. The other two people in the story are famous for being honest and generally good guys. Get it? A big contrast between a good Christian and politician that is not.