One day a man dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and sees a bunch of clocks. He asks Jesus, "Hey, what are the clocks for?" Jesus replies, "They move every time you sin." "This is Mother Teresa's, it has not moved so she has not sinned." "This one is Abraham Lincoln's, it has moved twice so he sinned twice." The man asks, "Where is Joe Biden's?" Jesus replies, "It's in my office-- I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You, the author of this joke, are probably not the sharpest tool in the shed. So, here's the deal: People go to heaven, they see clocks, the clocks show how much people sin, and because the joke is that Joe Biden is such a terrible sinner, his clock is being used by Jesus for a ceiling fan! Can't get much more obvious than that. Try to keep up, will ya?
Brutus The Dog 14!
Oh My Gosh, It is so true! Joe Biden lies everywhere he goes.
Person69
Dam bro how fast is it moving?
Sussy baka
Awesome Crack on biden I hate him
Shadow
TRUMP 2024!
Anonymous
Indeed, Shadow. Indeed.