She jokes
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.
Memes
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.