She jokes
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.
Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Most states: "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends." Alabama: "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.
Your momma is so fat, she can't even go skinny dipping.
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
So, Johnny was working at a deli. A woman walks up and asks, "Do you have any salad?" Johnny says, "No." She asks, "What about carrots?" Again, Johnny says, "No." She says, "What about bananas?" Johnny says, "Tell ya what, spell out 'lad' in salad." She spells, "L A D." Johnny replies, "Spell 'rot' in carrot." She spells, "R O T." Johnny says, "Now spell 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." She says, "There is no 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." Johnny exclaims, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.