Kelp jokes
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
