Kelp jokes
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?
- Kelp!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
