She jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?
Sleeping Beauty.
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.