She jokes
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Memes
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
My friend's daughter is taking a job in California parking cars. She says she wants to be a valet girl. For sure. For sure.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
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