She jokes
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.