She jokes
Gwen is a liar. She said she is a Christian and then is saying bad, bad, bad, bad words. Shame on you, Gwen, LIAR!
Yo mama so stupid, when I said, "Go deep," she dug a hole in the field.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 100 pounds of crack.
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.