She jokes

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.

A man asked another man if he was happy with his marriage. He replied, "Yes, I'm very happy. We go on date night every week." The other man asked, "When?" He goes on Wednesday and I go on Thursday.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was hit by a bus.

Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?

Beth-la-ham

I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...

She said nothing.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.

Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

She needs a flat surface cleaner.

A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.

The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.

See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.

My 14 year old daughter went shopping at a grocery story.

She gets to the register and she asked the cashier to scan her scarred wrist.

The cashier scanned it and replied with, "Ma'am this item is worthless."

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.