Sexuality jokes

Why are all lesbians bad at math?

Because they can't multiply.

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

I bet you like men!

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

Balls are balls, aka dicks.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.

My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

Gay dik.

Smol Dik.

Plastik Dik.

Rubeh Dik.

Smooth Dik.

Metahl Dik.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.