I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
Sexuality Jokes
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
