Sexuality jokes
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
I'm Gay.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)