Sexuality jokes

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?

The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.

The gay couple was still packing their shit.

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

I'm as straight as a rainbow.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

How can you tell your best friend is gay?

His meat tastes like shit.

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.