Sexuality jokes

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.

I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"

How can you tell your best friend is gay?

His meat tastes like shit.

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

Why are all lesbians bad at math?

Because they can't multiply.

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

Balls are balls, aka dicks.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

Gay dik.

Smol Dik.

Plastik Dik.

Rubeh Dik.

Smooth Dik.

Metahl Dik.