The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Sexuality Jokes
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Wanna see my pp again?
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Lions = gay pride.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
