Sexuality jokes
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
I'm gay.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
You big gay.
Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out. ... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.