Sexuality jokes
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Memes
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Wanna see my pp again?
Lions = gay pride.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.