Sexuality jokes
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
I'm horny and gay.
What is the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
I joined the military for the group showers.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.