Sexuality jokes

What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

What do gay horses eat?

Horse dick.

"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!

You're gay, Amon.

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."

😂😂😂😂

It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.

On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.

Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: You can't!

Stranger 2: You can.

Stranger 3: How?

Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?

When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.

You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?

You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.

You're gay.

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?

One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.

(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)

What do you call a gay French man?

A faguette!

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.