Sexuality jokes
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
You're gay, lol.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
I love you papi's! No homo.