Sexuality jokes

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?

I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...

Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.

I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

Your mom gay, lol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.

Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"

What do you call a gay French man?

A faguette!

My nan's gayyyyyy.

I'm going to piss on the floor.

Read if gay.

Aha!

Daniel takes his frustrations out on Shaenaya and his sexual frustrations out on Arunima.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.

All of us.

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

You're gay, lol.

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.