Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Transvestite

A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.

Jelly

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your way into someone's pants.

Part

What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.

Guy

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

Woman

What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.

Gay

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

Difference

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Liar

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.

Man

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

Blowjob

How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?

Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.

Glory Hole

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

Sex

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."