Sexuality jokes
I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
The highest level of trust in the world is when two cannibals are each giving each other blowjobs.
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
I like dildos.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.