Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Sexuality Jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
When you turn 400 those nasty thoughts sometimes peer in, but if you're lucky, you can be cleansed by the machine spirit by simply visiting your local tech priest.
I love you papi's! No homo.
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
I'm so gay.
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
