I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
