I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.
