Sexuality jokes

Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"

The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"

There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

How do you know that your sister is on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes weird.

I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.

Why don’t orphans have sex?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

I'm gay, lol.

Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"

She pulls out a knife and fork.

Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?

Getting your fingers stuck in there.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?

..., I'm gay.

A. No

B. Maybe

C. Leave blank

D. Yes

Why could the orphan never be gay?

Because he had nobody to call "daddy."

"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?

Is HE goated with the sauce?"

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I watch sexy girls AMV and my pp goes up and down and up.

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

Kate: Can we have a threesome?

Trevor: Sure.

The lights go off and Trevor starts doing what he's supposed to be doing, and then he feels something going up his back end. He goes to punch the person behind him, but then he turns on the light, and it was Kate behind him, and he's been fucking the guy the whole time.

What do you call a lesbian? Me.