Sexuality jokes
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
If you're gay, then what the f*** are you doing trying to walk straight?
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.
Black dog is gay.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.