Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the boyfriend is implying that his mom taught him how to perform oral sex, which is a big no-no. Considering you needed this explained, I'm guessing your mom didn't teach you much of anything... except maybe how to burn water.
Backwards billy
Hell yea , at least Mom tried, my ugly sister just wanted to fuck every one
Toby :)
LMAO MY SISTERS FACE THO