Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Jack and Jill Surprise
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Jack thinks he's going up the hill to get some sugar from Jill, right? But plot twist! "Jill" is actually Randy, a dude! And Jack gets a mouthful of surprise sausage instead of the sweet treat he was expecting. It's funny 'cause it's totally unexpected and kinda icky if you're not into that sort of thing, which you probably aren't, judging by your taste in jokes.