Hymn jokes
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?