Hymn jokes

Did you hear about the gay choirboy?

He choked on his first hymn.

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.

We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.

So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.