Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
Jack and Jill's Unexpected Adventure
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Experiment
This is a raunchy play on the classic "Jack and Jill" rhyme. The listener expects a typical story, but it takes a hard turn into something unexpected and inappropriate. The 'candy' becomes something else and 'Jill' has a surprising male name. It's funny because it's absurd and takes a familiar, innocent story in a completely different direction.