If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.
Sexuality Jokes
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
She really wanted a boner.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
