Sexuality jokes
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Memes
When gay guys realize women have assholes to:
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Gay.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.