Sexuality jokes
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
You gay.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
I'm gay, lol.