Sexuality jokes
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Women be like, "Porn is how we get money," then get angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Gay.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.