Sexuality jokes
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Memes
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Gay.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesnβt start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
My wife and Iβs gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.
And thatβs the day she found out she was a porn star.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.