Sexuality jokes
What is the definition of confusion?
Three blind lesbians in a fish market.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!