Sexuality jokes
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
I am really gay. I just needed to confess this.
Guy 2 whispering: Oh, I got tired of acting gay.
Guy 1: I heard you. Why are you acting gay?
Guy 2: To attract gays and then give them advice.
Guy 1: So what's your advice to me?
Guy 2: That I just know you're gay.
LOL xD
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Gay.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."