Sexuality jokes

How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

They only have a back door.

What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.

Why did the transgender man only eat salad?

Because he was a "her" before.

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?

Fruit cake.

"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"

I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.

What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?

I like alottopuss.

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger gun.

What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

What is an Italian massage?

An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the meat section from the dairy section.