Sexuality jokes
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
this convo is crazy
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
Everyone reading this is gay!
Your mom gay, lol.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.