Sexuality jokes
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"
"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.
"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"
"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"
Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."