Sexuality jokes
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
Monke
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
I went to school with a gay guy who was really smart, but he always got mad that he got straight A's instead of getting all the D's.
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.