Sexuality jokes

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What’s another term for a lesbian?

A vagetarian.

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.

Can I put my balls in your jaws?

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?

What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?

They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”