Sexuality jokes

What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?

gay now, heterosexual later.

Can I put my balls in your jaws?

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.

Did you hear about the gay choirboy?

He choked on his first hymn.

My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.

Weird, he usually uses a sock.

What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?

I like alottopuss.

What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?

A finger gun.

There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

What is an Italian massage?

An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.

How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?

Tell him that it is a confessional booth.

What’s worse than finger banging your sister?

Finding your dad’s wedding ring.

Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."