Sexuality jokes
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
Monke
I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
My husband told me he just came into a lot of money.
Weird, he usually uses a sock.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
There are 206 bones in the human body, but I’d really like to have 207.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.